Tonight!

                                              
                                              Video Theater of the Mind

                                                  
                                                   presents

                                                      
                                                                OF

                                                            BISHOPS

                                                                  and

                                                               BAGS

                                                  
                                                                part  one



                        
                    "Joey Bishop trusts everybody, can't tell him shit."
                             
                       "What's Joey Bishop got to do with it."

                          "Not that one.  Got something?"

                             "Sorry about the bag."

                               "Next time find one without the schmutz."
  
                                  "It was a bagel joint.  No disrespect."

                                     "Just saying."
 

           "About friggin' time."

           "Ain't like making a pizza delivery."
                                   
           "When you getting that heater fixed?"

           "Now I know what to get you for Christmas."

            "A friggin' heater?  Ain't the only new thing you'll need to keep warm."

            "Bet Big Roz'll keep me warm."
                            
            "She'll keep a friggin' Eskimo warm. 

                                                 How can you even think of
                                                 sleeping with that tub?"

        "Not for nothing, but you could maybe
                                                    put a little meat on your bones there."

                  "I'll give you some meat on your bone."

                         "Not when I'm driving. 
                                                            What I tell you about
                                                                                               that?"

                              "Whatsamatta?  Afraid
                                                                       some..."

                                   "JESUS!

                                             Whadidwehit?"

                             "OHMYGOD!OHMYGOD! 

                                                         LOOKITWHOITIS!"

                    "WE'REFUCKEDWE'REFUCKEDWE'REFUCKED"
                                                
                                       "you never liked him anyway"

                                                                           
                 "WHATTHEFUCKDIFERENCEDOESTHATMAKE?"
                                    
                                                              "just saying."

                  "Get in the fucking car"

                               "WAIT!
                                    He's still alive"

            "ohhhchristohchristohchristwearesofucked"

                          "getiminthefuckincar"

                                  "And do what?"

                       "GETIMINTHEFUCKINCAR"
                                                                           
                                                                                   "THE TRUNK YOU IDIOT!"

                                           "Where we going?"
                                   
                                       "Start the fucking car."

                                          "Where we going?"

                                              "My place."

                                             "What for?"

                                       "gottagetsumthin"

                                              "What?"

                                       "Shut up and drive."

                                      "We are so fucked."

                                     "Not if I can help it."


                                                                              
                                   tune in next week for more


                                                    OF

                                              BISHOPS

                                                    and

                                                 BAGS